Hello Beverly Hills beauties! I hope everyone has slipped into something more comfortable and is ready to gossip (J’K – it’s quarantine so I know we’re all already in comfy clothes 24/7.) Last episode was a bit of a snooze fest but from the previews it looks like things will heat up this weekend so let’s begin.
We start out with one of Bravo’s cutest couples (Kyle and Mauricio) reunited and it feels so good. Kyle doesn’t waste any time getting back into the socialite lifestyle and planned a dinner party for her homecoming. While Kyle winds down, Erika is staying busy by getting ready to play Roxie Hart on Broadway. The role is iconic, and while Erika’s not bad, it also doesn’t sound ‘Broadway’ to me. It sounds a little off-Broadway; however practice does makes perfect!
The night of Kyle’s dinner party is here and a very tipsy Rinna and Erika arrive together along with a very prompt Teddi and a painful Denise. In addition to the regulars we have an off the rack Sutton, a fabulous Garcelle and everyone’s favorite….Faye Resnick. The dinner party starts out awkward as its more of a sixth grade slumber party than a chic Beverly Hills soiree as there are whispers of ‘she doesn’t like me’ and ‘I don’t want to sit by her’ (yes – these are grown women.)
The slumber party games continue as the ladies go around giving first impressions of each other (which you know never ends well.) It starts out innocent enough until we get to Sutton from the South who is determined the break the chain of kiss ass and tell it like it is. Sutton is up and tells Teddi that she thought she was boring and brings up her ‘All In’ retreat which makes Teddi cry. In the last scene, Teddi was saying she didn’t want Sutton to be ‘nice’ and be straight up with her, and when she is Teddi can’t take it. Am I the only one that is confused here?
Once Teddi’s meltdown is over, Kyle brings the men into the conversation to make her dinner party go from bad to just plan bizarre. Aaron’s profession comes up and to say it’s confusing is an understatement. I feel like I need to pass a specialized college course just to listen in to this weirdness. I’m a pretty open minded person and love healthy/clean living but WTF is he talking about? To make matters worse, Denise and Aaron claim that they are being stalked; however according to Aaron, Denise is protected. Who else needs the CliffsNotes here?
After the good doctor and the pregnant woman leave the drinks and Fireball flow. Sutton feels that Teddi doesn’t like her (which she doesn’t) however Kyle preaches her favorite thing to Sutton “speak your truth.” Maybe Kyle will want to hire a party planner next time to keep the ladies entertained?
The next day, Kyle goes over to console Sutton while Teddi meets Erika for brunch. While Kyle encourages Sutton to come, Teddi bluntly states that doesn’t want her there. I wonder how the Southern Belle will take this – stay tuned!
RHOBH airs Wednesday’s on Bravo.