The last episode of Vanderpump Rules shows how much of a low life Jax is. For once, the Tom’s actually made some sense on the show, and Katie showed a little maturity and backbone. It was a nice change of scenery from crazy Kristen running around trying to break up Ariana and Tom so she could date Tom again, because that worked out so well the first ten go arounds. See what Tom thought of this week’s episode!
San Diego was a blast! I know, I’m well aware that this is not something I need in my life per se. I mean I’ve partied enough for two lifetimes. That being said, Tiffany did go out of her way to put this package together for us so I don’t want to be rude!
The whole wknd was a blur. I have to say that Peter, Tom, Jax and myself are a formidable group when he get together. The weekend was an absolute blast. I truly love these guys. The hotel was gorgeous and I can’t stop gushing about San Diego in general.
I didn’t want to get involved about the Jax rumors. Even though he has stirred my pots before, I don’t want to speculate on another’s behalf. Whatever happened is his business. We got back, I worried I might be permanently hungover. I found out that Katie had been extended an invitation to Miami via Scheana and it’s an awesome relief. I don’t think I could have gone to the bachelor party without my love — but I also would have been annoyed about not getting to go just because of some petty unfinished squabble that surely could be hashed out after a one-on-one between them. It all stems from miscommunication.
Stassi called me half weasel/half vagina. Well let me take a moment to tell you how she divides: half prude/half dimwit. She’s got one flavor and that’s vanilla. It’s a good flavor, but it gets old fast. She keeps preaching about how much her life has changed and it has, on the surface. She has new clothes and a new boyfriend and a new apartment, but inside she’s still the same one-dimensional drama queen. Change should start from the inside out. She wants to be in the style industry and she can imitate other styles, even look pretty damn good doing it, but true style comes from within. I like to refer to her as a reverse geode. It’s an apt description of her. Burn.
Tom seems to try to pick the road least controversial. It also looks like he doesn’t ever want to be mad at Jax, but where does it end? I am glad that he called out Stassi. I wonder if looking down her nose at people constantly will make her cross-eyed? What do you think of what Tom had to say?