So the drama this season of RHOBH seems to revolve around going commando (are we really running out of things to fight about?) So in honor of the scandal, Sonja Morgan is giving tips on how to go panty-less the right way. Side note: wasn’t Sonja the one flashing her parts on stage for the world to see?? Maybe she has learned her lesson…
The rules go as follows:
Wear a long and tight dress:
“When going commando, do make sure your dress is snug fitting and long enough to conceal your bits. That’s of course your excuse for going commando in the first place: not wanting to show panty lines because your dress is tight.”
Looks like both Sonja and Erika could use this advice!
On top of that you need to keep your legs closed Sonja advises: “Make sure you always cross your legs or keep your knees together at all times or else you will start a scandal.” Even bending over is too much as she adds “Do not bend over to pick up anything.”
Make sure only YOUR man (and not PK) gets to sneak a peek:
“Be sure to inadvertently forget to cross your legs for a second when facing your lover or significant other across the room before leaving for the evening back home together. Especially when he wants to stay and party and you are want to go!”
And last but not least… “Always be well manicured in the nether regions. One doesn’t want to be anticlimactic when inviting.”
That seems like a lot of rules. I suggest just paying a little more for some fancy undies. The ladies can afford it after all!