Welcome back to RHOBH! Season 13 premiered on Wednesday night, so let’s break down the episode’s shadiest & most shocking moments!
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are back, baby! The season 13 premiere episode of RHOBH proved that there’s plenty of drama to come this season – so buckle up, Bravo fans!
Let’s dive into the drama that went down during the RHOBH season 13 premiere episode! Grab a coffee because there’s a lot of ground to cover.
Season 13 of RHOBH kicks off with Dorit Kemsley hosting a spiritual retreat.
No One is buying Erika Jayne’s “hormones” story
Erika Jayne arrives at Dorit’s retreat, and everyone can’t get over how skinny she is at the moment. Erika insists “hormones” are to blame for her recent weight loss, but no one seems to be buying what Erika is selling, especially Dorit.
“‘Horomones’….?! Is hormones spelled O Z E M P I C?” Dorit quipped in her confessional.
As the healing part of Dorit’s retreat begins, the RHOBH cast starts to slowly unpack all of their issues – whether with each other or in their personal lives.
The goal of the retreat is to have the group move through their issues after a very difficult year of ups and downs.
Dorit Kemsley says Erika Jayne was a “b–ch” at BravoCon
The Beverly Beach designer kicks off the retreat by admitting that she was hurt by Erika’s comments about her marriage at BravoCon 2022. Last year, Erika said Dorit and PK would be the next RHOBH couple to split, which angered the couple.
“Standing up, going to the center stage, delivering the line, and then flipping her hair, coming back and feeling very good about herself. That’s not a showman. That’s a b-tch,” Dorit ranted.
As Erika defends herself, claiming she was answering a shady question with a shady answer, the Pretty Mess singer asks point blank: “Dorit, is your marriage strong?”
Sutton Stracke drops a bombshell claim about PK
Before Dorit can answer Erika’s question, Sutton Stracke drops a bomb in her confessional interview. Sutton said she heard a rumor that PK may or may not have cheated on Dorit in the recent past.
“The only thing I’ve ever heard about PK and Dorit is the night PK got pulled over for a DUI – he may have or may have not had a woman in the car with him. That’s the only rumor I’ve ever heard.”
Kyle Richards on why she didn’t go after Rinna & Erika last season
During the retreat, Garcelle Beauvais questioned Kyle Richards about why she didn’t go after Lisa Rinna and Erika Jayne last season for attacking her sister, Kathy Hilton. Garcelle points out that Kyle kept quiet and remained friends with both ladies even after they went out of their way to make Kathy look bad throughout season 12 of RHOBH.
Kyle explains that she had to protect herself at that moment and that everyone shouldn’t forget that Kathy “created all of this by coming for my family and for me.”
“There’s a time when you say ‘enough.’ I’m not a punching bag. I didn’t feel like defending someone who has hurt me repeatedly, so I kept my mouth shut. ”
Find out just how RICH Sutton really is
Sutton has lunch with her bestie, actress Jennifer Tilly, at her Beverly Hills boutique, The Sutton Concept. During the lunch, Sutton reveals that she wants to flaunt her success in her ex-husband’s face. She explains that financial freedom is liberating and super important. Throughout her marriage, Sutton says she was given an allowance and was financially dependent on her husband while she raised their three children at home. When that allowance was taken away, she realized the terrible position she had put herself in and vowed that she would NEVER be in that place again.
The 52-year-old admits she made out well in her divorce thanks to spousal support and such but explains that she helped her husband build his wealth as they both went into their marriage on equal footing. She insists she earned every penny of her divorce settlement.
The details of Sutton’s divorce settlement then flashed on the screen. Sutton received $3.6M a year in spousal support, $1,235,000 in cash, their former Los Angeles home, their home in Augusta, an apartment in Venice, Italy, plus so much more.
Dorit reveals she was ROBBED AGAIN
While Dorit insisted her marriage was “very strong” during her retreat, she later reveals to Erika that she and PK experienced a rollercoaster year following the break-in at their home last year. Dorit also reveals that was also robbed for a second time.
Meet the new Kyle
RHOBH fans are seeing a new and perhaps improved version of OG Kyle Richards this season. Long gone are the days of Kyle playing nice and being a people pleaser. Instead, the RHOBH OG is proving once and for all that she is the Queen of Diamonds!
During a sitdown with her husband, Mauricio Umansky, Kyle defiantly tells him that she won’t stop getting tattoos despite his disapproval. Kyle tells Mo that he “doesn’t have a choice.”
In the scene, it’s clear that Kyle is pissed at Mo for something BIG. She is clearly cold, detached, and hurt by him. This is not the RHOBH couple we know at all. Seems like Mauricio must have done something really, really bad to get Kyle to this point.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs on Wednesdays at 8 p.m. ET on Bravo.
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