Because Brandi loves that her former RHOBH c0-stars are finally calling Lisa Vanderpump out “on her shit.”
During the RHOBH After Show Brandi explains why she’s been thoroughly enjoying season 9. And explains how easy it is to fall under LVP’s magical spell of “rosé, diamonds, and darling.”
To start Brandi insists that season 9 of RHOBH had nothing to do with a dog and had everything to do wth LVP manipulating her co-stars and friends.
“Watching this season and hearing that it’s all about a dog is hilarious because IT’S NOT ABOUT A DOG – let’s be clear,” Brandi confesses.
“It’s about friendships and Lisa [Vanderpump] manipulating people and finally having to take ownership for that,” Brandi continued.
Brandi goes on to explain how easy it is to fall under LVP’s spell and how it happened to her.
“Lisa’s intoxicating. She’s the smartest person I know. She can speak French, Pig Latin – I mean really? And I fell in love with her in a weird way because no one else was talking to me. She kind of rescued me like I was a dog for Vanderpump Dogs. And she’s like ‘Oh, no I’ll take care of you; I’m going to take you under my wing; now do what I say bitch.'”
And while Brandi thinks LVP is “intoxicating” she also says Lisa has a major need for everything to be perfect all the time and when things aren’t perfect – it isn’t a pretty sight to behold.
“It’s hard when you’re against all the women and no one likes you. And the most perfect, beautiful witch comes in and is like ‘Oh, I’m taking you’ and you’re like ‘I’m with the Queen.’ Everything is perfect – it’s rosé, diamonds, and darling – everything is perfect all of the time. And if one little thing isn’t perfect she loses her mind. She has to make it perfect. And then you become one of her minions and then you realize it and you try to tell people and you’re out.”
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs on Tuesdays at 9 p.m. EST on Bravo.