Happy (almost) Friday New York fans!
When things get warm we the ladies of NYC move to the Hamptons. Let’s dive into it – shall we?
The ladies (finally) loosened up a bit and acted like 12 year old girls by dressing up in mermaid costumes for a mini photo shoot. Perhaps living out some secret fantasy, the ladies dressed in seashell bras and fins, with Dorina promising to send a photo of Tinsley to Scott (perhaps he has a thing for Ariel?)
Despite the fins making it a bit difficult to walk in, the ladies did just fine as they have plenty of practice of scooting on their bums due to excess drinking. All in all, it was a fun shoot and I have to admit – all the ladies looked great!
Because this is the real housewives show, we can’t just have fun and play games – we need to throw in some
unnecessary drama as well.
Case in point? A dinner divided. The ladies continue with their 12 year old girl antics as Luann and Dorinda can’t be in the same room – even if there are delicious clams involved. Barbara will be hosting a clam bake and is skeptical that it won’t be ruined if Dorinda makes an appearance as she is worried Dorinda may get in a fight with Luann (or perhaps heckle her over Jovani – one or the other.)
The tension results in a dueling dinner pre-clam bake as it’s Dorinda and Tinsley vs. the remaining ladies. Like I said – the theme of this episode is grown women acting like tween girls:
Keeping on with that theme, Dorinda is unpleasantly surprised when she gets a call from Barbara with an ultimatum: Call Luann or don’t bother showing your face at the clam bake. Dorinda is appalled that this is necessary as in Dorinda’s world she has been a faithful servant to Luann and has no recollection of doing anything wrong last season (perhaps Dorinda suffers from suppressed memories?) Maybe Dorinda secretly hates clams and doesn’t want to attend as giving Lu a quick call surely would be easier than holding on to all this rage:
Lucky for Dorinda, she has a secret game plan up her sleeve: use the powers of Tyler Perry to win Luann back. Despite getting the stamp of approval from Ramona, Luann isn’t feeling Mr. Perry’s words of wisdom and neither is her new side kick Barbara. Perhaps next time Dorinda should go with an Oprah quote?