Bravo and Andy asked the Jersey husbands to come to the reunion prepared with taglines as if RHONJ was reformatted as – The Real Husbands of New Jersey!
And they did NOT disappoint!
Let’s breakdown The Real Husbands of New Jersey season 9 taglines!
Frank Catania – “I Work Hard. I Play Hard. Until I Spent All My Money On Boats & Wh*res.”
Bill Aydin – “A Nip/Tuck A Day Allows My Wife To Spend & Play.”
Evan Goldschneider – “I Have Four Kids, Two Degrees, & One Kick Ass Wife.”
Joe Beningo – “If You Want The Job Done Right, Ask Me & I’ll Do Your Wife.”
Joe Gorga – “I Don’t Flip Tables. I Have Sex On Them.”
To be fair, Joe Gorga gave us two options. His other tagline was: “I’m Not A Plumber, But I Know How To Lay Pipe.”
If you the Jersey husbands couldn’t get any funnier check out this clip of them discussing their other possible taglines. It’s a riot – be prepared to laugh your ass off!