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The Real Husbands Of New Jersey Reveal Their Taglines!

The husbands of the Real Housewives of New Jersey are some of the best of the best! And they proved just that during part 3 of the season 9 reunion.

Bravo and Andy asked the Jersey husbands to come to the reunion prepared with taglines as if RHONJ was reformatted as – The Real Husbands of New Jersey!

And they did NOT disappoint!

Let’s breakdown The Real Husbands of New Jersey season 9 taglines!

Frank Catania – “I Work Hard. I Play Hard. Until I Spent All My Money On Boats & Wh*res.”

Bill Aydin  – “A Nip/Tuck A Day Allows My Wife To Spend & Play.”

Evan Goldschneider – “I Have Four Kids, Two Degrees, & One Kick Ass Wife.”

Joe Beningo – “If You Want The Job Done Right, Ask Me & I’ll Do Your Wife.”

Joe Gorga – “I Don’t Flip Tables. I Have Sex On Them.”

To be fair, Joe Gorga gave us two options. His other tagline was: “I’m Not A Plumber, But I Know How To Lay Pipe.”

If you the Jersey husbands couldn’t get any funnier check out this clip of them discussing their other possible taglines. It’s a riot – be prepared to laugh your ass off!

Thoughts on the guys’ taglines? Which tagline is your favorite? Sound off below!

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