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What’s the Best and Worst Tagline Of All Time? Let’s Discuss!

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The Real Housewives Taglines are just as much a staple to the show as the housewives themselves. They introduce the new girls, reflect the ladies’ personalities and just make us laugh! So who had the best (and worst) taglines of all time? E! Online ranked them and we have your recap!

The Top 5 WORST are ranked as:

5.) Alexis Bellino – RHOC: “God is my savior, my husband is my king, and my body? It’s sinful.”
4.) Kristen Taekman – RHONY: “Pretty is smarter than you think.”
3.) Joanna Krupa – RHOM: “Don’t hate me because I have it all, hate me because I’m beautiful.”
2.) Kristen Taekman – RHONY (different season): “I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I’m pretty!”

and the #1 worst tagline of all time ranked by E!…..

Joyce Giraud – RHOBH: “You can never be too young, too thin, or too honest.”

Personally I think everyone was too hard on Joyce. My pick for worst would have been Kristen’s “sharpest tool in the shed.” It makes me cringe every time that I hear it!

Now that we’ve heard the worst, who has the best?

The top 5 best taglines are ranked as:

5.) Lisa Vanderpump – RHOBH: “I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.”
4.) Nene Leakes – RHOA: “Why be so nasty and so rude when I can be so fierce and so successful?”
3.) Vicki Gunvalson – RHOC season 1: “I don’t wanna get old.”
2.) Nene Leakes – RHOA (different season): “I don’t keep up with the Jones’, I am the Jones’.”

…and finally Queen Vanderpump for the win!

Lisa Vanderpump – RHOBH: “Throw me to the wolves and I shall return, leading the pack.”

Personally I would have taken out #4 and #3 on the ‘best’ (not a fan.) I also loved short lived housewife Kathryn Edwards tagline “Don’t hate the game – just marry a player!” and wish that was in there. I do love me some LVP so agree she should be ranked on top.

What do you think of the list? What would be your best and worst?

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Lydia is a Midwest girl who has a passion for running, yoga with a guilty pleasure for all things Bravo. She also loves traveling, her cat and contributing to her favorite reality blog AllAboutTRH! Some of the highlights from being on the AATRH team include being featured on Radio Andy, E! Online and visiting the Bravo Clubhouse.

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