So far, all we know of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills newbie, Carlton Gebbia, is that she likes, sex, girls, and is a witch — this episode was no different, as her only scene was auditioning pole dancers. Carlton took to her blog to explain how her parties are exciting, and what she thinks of Joyce waiving around a loaded gun. Check it OUT
I had my girlfriends Ancorneil, Tara, and Elizy audition dancers with me for our upcoming Americana pool party — which we usually do every other year along with our Halloween party. When David and I have parties, it’s something that we refuse to do half-arsed, otherwise we don’t see the point. Our friends always leave having had a great time, there’s nothing worse than a dull party, and god knows I’ve experienced those. Why inflict that kind of boring pain?
The girls were great, but I really needed a wow factor. My gorgeous friend Lanny made a recommendation — and in walked Diana Diaz! I swear I heard the angels sing! Could not believe how beautiful and talented she was — and her insane core strength. When I think of pole dancing, I don’t think of sashaying around the pole. If it’s done right it’s a true art form that is inspiring. Anyone can spin around a pole, even me, but Diana is the real deal. She’s a trained dancer and was a pole aerialist with Cirque du Soleil in Vegas and that’s the kind of quality I wanted for our party. David and I were in Vegas this weekend at a club called Surrender in the Wynn Hotel and saw the same type of pole dancers literally holding themselves up with one bloody hand with their bodies extended horizontally. It was truly amazing!!!
As far as the gun scene: Waiving your personally loaded gun around like a hairbrush speaks volumes. Oh Tom, the pistol range manager, did not look happy with you as you repeatedly pointed it at him. You should honestly stick to baseball bats. There is such a thing about having respect for a gun and not thinking that you’re in your own bad action movie. Guns are not a joke.
It’s lovely seeing families embracing their religious traditions. It reminded me of David’s grandmother Edith, who was a Russian Jew. She has now since passed, but she loved her celebrations. Every religion seems to have such interesting and unique ways of honoring, and every religion has something beautiful and positive to offer spiritually. No matter what your religious or spiritual beliefs are, one should never be judged based upon that.
It was nice seeing Brandi with her book signing in Sacramento with the support of Yolanda and her family. Although I don’t always agree with some of the things she says I do think Brandi has a good heart and it was lovely seeing her reuniting with her Dad.
Going to the MMA gym was so much fun! Wasn’t quite sure what to expect but everyone seemed to be in really good spirits. Lars was our trainer and showed Yolanda how to choke out, which was hysterical. She definitely has some major strength. He may have turned blue for a second I’m not sure.
Tamara and Lars gave us a quick demonstration. She’d kick most men’s arse I think. In I went and it was so exhilarating to throw punches. The last time I was in a fight was about 17 years ago thank god, but I’d love to take one of these classes. They really are empowering. Every woman should know some basics.
I think the highlight was watching Lisa having such a fun time, she looked amazing as she snuck in a jab at Lars. And then Brandi who had some really hard punches connected badly and broke her hand. That is such a horrible pain when you break a bone and she totally hid it.
Other than that it was a surprisingly fun day, wish we had had more.
Another week done. . .Next week our wonderful Americana pool party and yet more “innocent” insults and judgements about my faith.
This episode had no drama in it, but of course Carlton has to still bash someone in her blog. Thoughts on what Carlton had to say?