Video: The Mating Rituals Of Melissa Gorga!
Check out this laugh out loud video of RHONJ star Melissa Gorga rituals as she gets ready to go out while husband Joe Gorga waits for her and becomes impatient!
I don’t know about you but I was LOLing at my computer screen after watching that. I don’t think it’s just Melissa who takes that much time, most girls normally do and freak out if they see a gray hair! Thought it was hilarious when they made fun of Joe Gorga using his son to work out!
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It was a funny clip! I saw it on bravo, and found it hilarious! It was like they were real animals in a forest or something, you would’ve thought from the narraration!
When will these two retards be gone? This video is stupid and they are both shitty people. Go away! Who cares
Hilarious!!
Hilarious. It demonstrates how self-centered Melissa is.
Reminded me of this oldie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlDh_Rc7UR4&feature=fvsr
They did a cute job with that video. I loved the lightening bolt! Wait until she finds her first chin hair.
Regarding that chin hair? First, you say, No! No! Then, you get, “No No.” It works.
Lol!! Darn, infomercials!
LOL!!!! @Helen
I have to say that was pretty cute. Note to the girls, when you find grey hairs on other places other than your head, then you know you’re getting old….
LoL so True! I say..you stop growing hair..only To grow hair in odd places. I am seasoning *sigh*
Was that peeling paint that I saw?
Too funny!
I hate to say this but everytime I see her, the Wicked Witch from the Wizard of Oz, pops in my brain. Melissa’s a ringer minus the green face paint.
Agree. Her next gig should be on Wicked.
I thought the same thing ‘I’ll get u my pretty, and ur little dog too’
OMG! You are not the only that thinks that. I do as well.
I want to laugh so bad… But I cannot. I just find them to be killjoys right now. However, I liked the narrator and the lightening bolt!
I understand this. I feel the same way. I keep wondering when Joey is going to step forward and say enough! To Jac, to Richie for his ignorant tweets, etc. I can’t believe he’s not embarrassed for himself.
I know! I often wonder how they walk around a year later after seeing this all play out on tv! They will probably keep trucking like nothing ever happened…
Yup! Agree. Well, if MeHo takes that long to get ready and she still looks like that… Lmao! She still looks plain and unattractive. MeHo always says how she’s a perfectionist? I don’t think she is. She always looks unpolished and dirty to me, but that’s just my opinion.
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There was nothing funny in this video. Just like melissa and joe’s whole life this video was edited to elicit a certain reaction. Time for me to go on my housewife sabbatical. I try to do that often as there is nothing fun about this franchise anymore. I’m afraid I’ll get old and bitter like Caroline Manzo in 20yrs. I much more of a bookworm anyway. We shall see
I have to agree. I see wht they were trying to do, but it just wasn’t funny to me. I know it’s bc of my dislike for the Gorgas. If it were another HW that I like, the I would be tickled, but this…. not so much.
Ok, so Im normal still, lol. I thought I wanted to laugh, maybe I did not! They really are killjoys on the show for me. Made the show take a turn for the worst in my opinion.
Totally agree…another B.S. video with the two morons and phonies that they are. I’m sorry, didn’t find it funny at all. I think they are gross!
Okay no body cares about these people they are vile disgusting and hateful.
Very clever. I just really dislike them both and so what would have been a lol with another housewife became just a smile here and there. For me it’s sort of like the song Toxic by Brittney Spears. Now I really think it’s a great song, but I wish almost ANYONE else had done it because it took away from the song for me because it was her.
Again tho…very clever (narration and the lightening bolt especially)
Haha, that was pretty funny!
Cute ! I think MeGo is very pretty but what’s up with her right eyebrow in that picture ? She’s got some stray hairs towards the start of the eyebrow. Other than that, I thought the video was funny
Has anyone checked out Bravo today they have a whole news system for commenting on blogs. Kinda confusing but maybe post that don’t get posted will now. Warning though with Heckle and Jeckle out there with many accounts may get evil and gross. Will be over there maybe a little more to support Teresa if thats the case. Along with being here 1st
Love it here!!!
Blech!!
How do you find the comments? They certainly aren’t making it easy.
lmao! I liked that. Very Funny. I would actually watch this show if it were positive and fun like this.
Lol that was hilarious! Loved the lightening bolt!
It is cute and funny. I, too, wish there was more of this on the show. I miss the good times and less drama.
I think everytime I see that girl she looks more evil everytime!!! Why do they think their fooling everyone with their BS every sunday Joe Gorga dont care about his sister or his parents!! Did you see where Teresa said he lied about his parents last week? Wtf is wrong with these people why are they trying so hard to hurt Teresa and now lying on his parents I dont get it at all!! Hang in there Teresa it wont belong till everyone sees them for who they are!!!!
I think that video was funny cause i belong to the wiggie family like Wendy Williams.I got alopecia areata disease so no grey for me.This week i’m Raquel Welch.
Yea whats up with those 2 hairs by her eyebrow,now thats embarracing!
Primate mating rituals. Now that is perfect! I never saw Mel or Joey as homo sapiens.
why is she putting on so much hairspray? her hair is in a freakin ponty tail! it’s like she’s trying to glue her horse hair to her head. it can’t get any slicker.