Video: Joe Gorga Is Having A Moment!

In this sneak peek footage from next week’s episode from The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Joe Gorga is having a bit of a problem! Joe Gorga cannot stand up when he sees Melissa since ‘Tarzan’ is standing at attention!

One word. Gag.

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  1. Lizi says:

    People that talk about sex so much are the ones that never get any. They are trying so hard to make people believe that they are the perfect couple. So fake!

    • strevino78741 says:

      took the words right out of my mouth.

    • Stephanie says:

      LMAO, That is so true!!! I like the Gorga’s and everyone else on the show, but I have to agree to with on this one :)

    • Amanda says:

      I think they are trying to act like Teresa and Joe. Teresa talked about sex all the time the first couple of seasons and even said they key to a successful marriage is to have sex everyday. Hmmm Gorga’s are once again copying.

    • Buck Henry says:

      Your dead on, they aren’t having sex as much as they are saying (except for Melissa she’s having sex with her exés). Joe is going to be poor and broke when this train comes into the station and he will go ape over it.

    • Rosalie Marie, says:

      Lizi, I agree with you that they are too fake. Even so, that’s wrong, really wrong for them as parents to talk and behave like that in the presence of small children. My mother and father Never talked like that in front of their children. Just to think, Jacqueline and Caroline got in the middle of this family. I wonder, after watching this, does Caroline really think Joe Gorga and Melissa are still funny? Is Caroline really down with this perverted trash?

      • hannavas says:

        I would tend to agree with you about Caroline except my mind instantly goes back to that picture of Meliss simulating oral sex on Joe and Caroline watching and laughing. I think when Caroline is using someone to further her agenda, they can do no wrong. Then when they are no longer of use to her or they surpass her, she tosses them like garbage.

        • donnalee says:

          YEH I saw those pics also..thought that was supposed to be something so FUNNY that we were all going to SEE this season! I have not seen it yet..maybe it was so disgusting that it all ended up on a porn site somewhere! LOL

    • southernbell317 says:

      couldn’t agree more!! So fake!

    • Happy day says:

      Melissa comes off as a hooker 90 percent of the time, so Joe is only following her lead. She is just reliving her past, hooker heels, slutty moves… Those poor Gorga parents having Melissa for a daughter-in-law…the are no words, well maybe, horror show.

  2. Isabella Patricia says:

    EWW! He’s so dirty. He talks to his wife like a damn hooker. Why can’t he just pull it together, and not be horny all the time? He’s children are present, and they do watch what their parents are doing. Disgusting!

    • Isabella Patricia says:

      I meant *HIS* parents, not he’s. Sorry!

    • Isabella Patricia says:

      One more thing, why is JoeHo constantly touching his wife and grabbing her? Makes me really think if they even have sex enough or not.

      • U can't hide stupid says:

        Melissa looks so disgusted whenever he touches her..lol. Lord, I’m 12 years married and I love when my husband hugs me. granted, she’s being treated like a carnival ride, but still… She just doesn’t seem that into him.

    • Rosalie Marie, says:

      Isabella, of course he talks to Melissa like a hooker. How do you think they met? :)
      I have no doubt that Melissa danced around a pole for a dollar. If it walks and quacks like a duck, it’s a duck.

    • donnalee says:

      For real, who wears hooker shoes to go out back to their pool? WTF?? Never in my life, would I wear heels out back to my own pool, hell, not even to the swim club. I would have been laughed outta the place. If you want to be for real..then BE REAL!

  3. Terry says:

    Why does he always feel the need to speak sexually? not cute at all!

    • Rosalie Marie, says:

      Well Now We All Know Why Teresa Did Not Want Her Family On T.V. Embarrassing. This must be very embarrassing for Teresa.

  4. staceychris says:

    What a Romeo – not

  5. bhurst girl says:

    He’s not cute, he’s not funny, he’s a disrespectful caffone who probably doesn’t have a tarzan at all or all the steroids have left tarzan flat and useless to jane as cheetah was.

  6. bhurst girl says:

    By the way, anyone else find it a little creepy that he comments on “what the color red does to him” and last week he made a comment to his sister about her red shirt?

  7. Cajsa says:

    I think they protest too much. And I think they play it up for the camera. Seriously, he is disgusting.

  8. karen says:

    I find Joe Gorga to be disgusting.

    • FIERY SICILIAN says:

      Oh my gosh “disgusting is almost not strong enough, I want to grab him by the neck and say “grow-up” , “have you no dignity of respect for the woman who is your wife and the mother of your children”. I am all for a loving couple enjoying one another, but a little bit of discretion goes a long way. How sweet will it be when Antonia asks mommy or daddy “who is tarzan” and why can’t daddy get up”?

      • Matilda Brown says:

        I know right? And is this how he wants his daughter to be treated? To be objectified by the men in her life? That is what she is being taught. I don’t think there is room in his brain to think about anyone other than himself and his own needs.

        • FIERY SICILIAN says:

          Well from the conversation obviously the little head always wins because God know the big Head is not engaged!! Such a sorry little man and sorry excuse for his wife that allows that in front of his children.

          CLASSLESS!!

  9. jog says:

    I wonder if he has always been like this, or just since he has been on camera. I would think Tre would be horrified at his actions. And what is with Bravo, do they really think we enjoy this? We don’t see any of the other husbands, here or on any of the other franchise acting like this. I know my finger will be on the ff dvr button next week (as usual)

  10. renee says:

    It’s good thing that his mother doesn’t watch the show. However if any of the other family and friends do and all of that gets out to his mother and father ohh man I feel for them. Nothing more mortifying to two very traditional parents hearing about their son being so sexual in public, grose.

    • JanieG says:

      Everything about this guy and his wife is mortifying to normal people with good moral values. Yick!

    • Belle557 says:

      His mother does watch the show.. it’s his father who doesn’t. That poor woman!

      • Samantha says:

        I’ll bet Mr. and Mrs. Gorga have more of a sense of humor than you give them credit for lol.

        • jen says:

          You’re right Samantha, If my son married a tramp i would LOL too!

          • Samantha says:

            That doesn’t even make sense.

          • jen says:

            That doesn’t make sense? You don’t make sense!! Every time you write something it sounds like you just pulled it from your a**. You make up your own version of what you think should have happened. Then when you’re questioned about something you can’t answer it, so you write something nasty.
            As for the Gorga parents having humor over this situation, I as a parent seriously doubt it!!! If my son ever brought home a tramp I would find no humor in that what so ever. Trust me I doubt very much the Gorga’s are hanging out with her family. They have their shore parties and if BRAVO didn’t have to edit what they can show on TV its like 2 seconds away from group sex.

        • Matilda Brown says:

          REALLY SAMANTHA? It didn’t seem that way to me. Don’t you watch the show???!!! You didn’t see how MORTIFIED the parents were at the Christening?? You really think they are laughing at what an ASS their son is? How he attacks his sister and embarrasses his family? How many scenes have they been in this season? They used to be in alot when it was just Teresa on the show. Do you really think their parents are enjoying ANY OF THIS?!! You really are disgusting.

          • Samantha says:

            The Gorgas both know that Teresa was at the bottom of that fight. One thing they left out was Teresa repeatedly screaming in her father’s face, “I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING! I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING!” Mr. Gorga knew damn well that she did. And on more than one occasion Mrs. Gorga has looked totally disgusted with her.

            Nevertheless, I think they do enjoy most of it. One must never forget Teresa’s proclivity to exaggerate.

          • Samantha says:

            *Mrs. Gorga looked totally disgusted with Teresa.*

          • donnalee says:

            Has realized that *Samantha* totally watches her own version of this show in her own world. LMMFAO!!! WTFever!!

  11. Kristina says:

    I feel sorry for the poor people who live next to them and have listen to their shit when they are there!! I sell my house if had to listen to that shit!!! Give me a break your kids are swimming in that pool while you are taking about her ass they can hear very word you say!!!!

    • ShayMocha says:

      Exactly!! They ridiculed Teresa on the season 3 reunion because Gia was present during the season premier (even though she was present during the whole thing) and they willing expose their children to adult parties and sex talk…. SAD

  12. terry says:

    Can someone tell Andy Cohen that if I wanted to watch trash like this and hot tub scenes that I would turn to MTV and watch the Jersey Shore!
    The Manzos and Gorgas and Wakilies need to go!!!!!!!!

    • Rosalie Marie, says:

      Jersey Shore is pure trash but even they haven’t stooped low to getting an erection in the presence of small children. I think there is something very wrong with Melissa and Joe Gorga. Very Wrong.

  13. holy cannoli says:

    The guys a freakin pig, nice talk in front of your kids! What a jackass!!

    • michers says:

      Totally threw up in my mouth! So sick of the fake and staged footage, so over these 2 trying to convince us that their piggish ways are true love in front of their kids and cameras. Someone neuter him already!!!!!!

  14. og housewife says:

    He said in a previous episode that he is on Propitia t (not sure if i spelled correctly) to save his hair line. That is a drug known for having sexual side effects of permanent erection problems.

  15. emma says:

    How trashy and gross! And in front of his children.. Melissa’s reaction is gross too, you can tell she just loves it! On a side note, when did fringe come back in style??

  16. Kim says:

    They are totally ruining the show. I miss the old show with out them. I dont mind Kathy as much Melissa. If Melissa had of wanted a career in music she should have started at Gia’s age. SHE is TOOO old to start now and someone should let her know. Its not like going back to school to change careers its either you have it or you don’t. She doesnt have it. Gia is a natural performer so with time she will be fine tuned and ready to shine like a diamond. Melissa is a piece of coal and its too late. Bahahaha

    • Rosalie Marie, says:

      That’s right Kim. Can you imagine waking up at thirty something years old and saying to yourself, “I know, I wanna be a rock star!” Melissa and Joe Gorga are two immature perverts.
      Melissa wants to be a rock star and Joe Gorga gets erections around his children. What does that tell you about them as parents?

  17. Bionic says:

    Who wears heels at their pool?! They are so corny and so guido.

  18. Jersey Chicklet says:

    He’s MAKING an ARSE out of himself. He’s trying to give himself a trademark persona & is stealing it from the young guys on JERSEY SHORES. Again, they are copying. The old fool has no idea how stupid he’s comes off.

    • JanieG says:

      We all saw how Ryan Seacrest signed off immediately after Poison made his persistent sexual-laden comments. The guy hasn’t got a clue how to act appropriately – 2 seasons now; enough is enough!

    • jen says:

      But to shove it up T’s a** BIG C will make a comment on how cute and funny M & J are and what a great couple.

  19. jen says:

    Why do they act like that in front of their kids? They are disgusting!!!! More importantly why are they NEVER EVER NEVER paying any attention or even watching their children???????????
    My husband and I have a healthy sex life but if he ever talked to me like that when our children were present I would not be giving it up for weeks!!!!

    • Rosalie Marie, says:

      I wonder how many of their friends are watching this and thinking, “I will never leave them alone around my children!”

      • jen says:

        those poor kids i really feel bad for them. Everyhting they do is for themselves The swingers party they had in their back yard was disgusting and this “BIRTHDAY PARTY” was all about M. Look at me look what I did,she didn’t spend any time with her kids at all she was to busy licking her lips for Rosie who i use to like but is coming off like a pig too

        • Rosalie Marie, says:

          Jen, I know! I couldn’t believe they would have a shore party like that with children present. They are all drinking, getting loud and vulgar. These people are trash. Trash, Trash, Trash!

  20. MandyK says:

    Joey is just big, good looking and dum!! Just how I like them..

  21. Mrs. R says:

    Therapy may not have helped Joe Gorga. But the way he talks about sex in front of his kids makes me think all three kids will be in therapy for a loooong time when they grow up.

    • Rosalie Marie, says:

      I agree. They behave this way in the presence of their own children and it’s truly degrading, disgusting, and frankly, they are both perverted.
      I really think the kids are unhappy and neglected.

      • Rosalie Marie, says:

        They put on a birthday party for show but something tells me these kids are living a life of hell behind closed doors.

  22. Dubbalicious says:

    I would bet money that Joe Gorga’s a premature ejaculator.
    Yes, I went there! ?
    He simply tries to hard!

  23. Dubbalicious says:

    Damn..my smiley face is a ?
    That was a statement..not a question!! Lol

  24. Rosalie Marie, says:

    The porn King and Queen having a hard-on moment in the presence of children? These people are obviously porn trash and have no respect at all for children. I wouldn’t let these two in the same room with my children. NEVER!

    • donnalee says:

      OK!!! That’s the reason for the slut heels at their own pool..porn trash..the sickos need to remove their children from the home before they decide to try porn for Bravo! *LOL*

    • U can't hide stupid says:

      Rosalie: it’s really quite sad for those kids. I recall my parents doing dishes together when I was vey young. Mom washed, dad stood next to her and dried. They would have music on and they would sing and sway to the music as the went about their chore. My brother used to say, “mommy and daddy are doing love”. LOL. Not making love…but doing love. Sweet memory. I shudder to think what those children will bring forward into their adult lies and marriages.

  25. Rosalie Marie, says:

    I wouldn’t doubt if they have actual sex in front of their children. Look kids, It’s normal. Watch mommy turn daddy on. Scum!

  26. Jersey Chicklet says:

    Does anyone have info on Joe Gorga and the alleged RAPE story. Have no clue if there’s any truth to it, but I have seen others mention it on other blogs.

    • LifeIsGood says:

      I’ve never come across anything. Rumor is that the girl was pressured into dropping charges. I guess it depends on whether or not he were arrested. If he was, then there would be proof – if not, it would be very difficult to prove unless the girl comes forward.

      It’s not hard to believe given his crude behavior on the show. He’s a real pig.

  27. Rosalie Marie, says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6tkytw-9aA

    Beatstock 2011. Listen to the end and they say, “Starring Housewives of New Jersey.” Not Melissa Gorga. Of course, we all know, GIA WAS THE REAL STAR.

    • Rosalie Marie, says:

      Gia is just a child, but she really works very hard to get on stage. I can’t help but feel that Melissa is there to steal Gia’s thunder. Can you imagine doing this to a child?

  28. Rosalie Marie, says:

    By the way, I posted this one under another story but I want everyone to see Gia. She’s fabulous and no doubt, she’s going to be a star on Broadway.

    check out the video on youtube and notice the girl in the center. She will dance after the two male professional dancers are finished. It’s our Gia! You Go Girl!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abVGz9cAqgo&feature=related

  29. gunner says:

    Ok…so I know this is nasty but it had been brought up when she wore the white bathing suit….but….does she not trim???? She is always sporting a huge bump downstairs…and wtf was up wit that crotch shot of her husband’s???? That was so uncalled for…wth have they done to this show????

    • bhurst girl says:

      Gunner I didn’t want to be inappropriate but I noticed her ledge too. I’ve seen men with smaller packages. Maybe that’s why her husband is so insecure.

    • cammierari says:

      LMAO!!!!!!! @ “huge bump downstairs”

    • Rosalie Marie, says:

      Gunner, The shot of Joe’s crotch was Bravo’s way of saying, “Look viewers, all talk but no action downstairs!”

  30. cats-eye says:

    Well at first Marie i thought you were kidding so i went u-tube and left a great message.Kids need that so thanks again.Oh and for horney Joe all i will say i wish i got it that much.

  31. marywanna2 says:

    They’re so disgusting. Does he ever shave? They always look dirty.

  32. NYGirl says:

    Please don’t be so hard on the little guy. It’s the summer. Worse time of the year for him. Lots of carnivals. Can you imagine how frustrated he must be when he and Antonia are told “you must be this tall to go on this ride” over and over again. There’s only so many times ya can ride the Merry go round. Let him have fun with his tiny wee wee. It’s all he’s got.

  33. madamedummy says:

    lawd ! they are both so disgusting !
    real slimeball couple …

  34. U can't hide stupid says:

    If that’s a moment it’s measured in nanoseconds

  35. Seriously? says:

    If he is not a closet case I don’t know who is.

  36. Heidi says:

    I’m not a fan of Melissa’s but have to admit she’s got a great body…… I think Joe’s reaction in this clip is ‘all show for the cameras & has ampted up his personality’, as usual…..

  37. michers says:

    TRUE..

  38. Grammas-Ocean says:

    Ick, ick, ick! These two are disgusting!

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