Well well well. To think Caroline can go one episode without complaining is like believing that pigs one day may be able to fly. I mean, doesn’t it get exhausting to constantly complain about other people who are minding their business not worrying about you? For someone who gives advice, Caroline the complainer should learn how to take it herself! I actually was shocked to watch this episode and hear Lauren Manzo say how jealous and bitter Teresa is. I feel like she probably used her moms name but Bravo edited out or something because it just doesn’t make sense how if anything that Teresa is the bitter one!
Moving along, let’s discuss Sunday’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey! Melissa and Teresa seem to be getting along in the RV which is actually great to see. Melissa’s throwing digs at Teresa half the time but Teresa is not letting it get to her and instead laughing with Melissa. The gang head to a “business meeting” where the whole cast is invited. Chris Laurita and Caroline Manzo are saying how “important” this business meeting is while Joe Giudice and Joe Gorga are fooling around. Caroline seems to be getting annoyed and begins to complain. Surprised? Me neither! Why invite everyone if it was a “serious” business meeting knowing that something like the guys acting inappropriate is obviously going to happen. They leave and Albert Manzo get’s into a bit of an argument with Joe Giudice over KFC. I’m sure there’s more to why Albert Manzo was upset but the two looked like idiots over hard-core arguing over a fast food chain.
The Manzo kids then surprise Mama Manzo for her 50th birthday! It was a sweet gesture and Chris Manzo makes sure to say how he plans being a mamas boy for the rest of his life. Well, Chris, be prepared being single forever. Literally, forever. For two minutes we see Caroline not complain or worry about other people and instead just be thankful for her children. The gang have dinner to celebrate Mama Manzo’s birthday and Joe Giudice later makes a touching speech. Joe explains how they’ve all been friends for so long and nothing should get in the way of that. Then Joe receives a phone call. He get’s up walking away knowing everyone is going to be like WTF where did Joe go? He obviously doesn’t care and answers it. He says its a worker who he later tells Teresa doesn’t understand english yet he refers to his wife while she isn’t there as a “cu*t, re****, and a b****. Joe Giudice is shady and an idiot. He’s on camera, his children are going to see this and it’s just sad to watch. Teresa asks who he’s on the phone with. He beings speaking italian trying to make it like it’s a worker, hangs up and Teresa tries to have sex with him when he’s clearly not into it which just makes things awkward. Jacqueline believes the reason Teresa wants to have sex with Joe in the vineyards is because she needs the attention and is upset that only Caroline is getting attention. Omg. Shut up, Jac! You don’t even know what you’re saying. These people just need to get off Teresa’s case and stop questioning every little thing she does!
Later that day, Caroline the complainer has Kathy do her hair. Finally, Caroline is doing her hair! The two speak about….TERESA and seem really upset with the fact that Jacqueline and Teresa have decided to put things aside and move forward. If Kathy was a true cousin, she would be happy that Teresa and her long time friend are moving on instead of being irritated with it and siding with Caroline who believes that Teresa is out to hurt Jacqueline. I just want to know why Caroline is so worried about Teresa’s life! Caroline the complainer needs to worry about her life, her family, and why she herself is not speaking to 3 of her siblings! I’m convinced Caroline obsesses over Teresa so no one questions her family problems. Sunday’s episode made me realize Kathy is an ass kisser and that’s why the Manzo’s consider her a “saint.” She does nothing but please them and tell them what they want to hear!
The gang have one last dinner together where Teresa makes a toast wishing Caroline a happy birthday and saying how happy she was she got to spend time with her brother and his wife. Caroline is SO upset Kathy’s name wasn’t included in the toast. Teresa did say she was so glad to be with everyone and Kathy obviously is included in that everyone but still Caroline was furious with Teresa for not saying Kathy’s name. I don’t think Teresa did that intentionally. I think she was just really happy that she spent the trip getting along in the RV with Melissa and Joe. Settle down peeps and stop trying to find a problem.
Next week, Caroline blows for NO REASON and I am counting the days till that episode airs. It’s obvious her true colors are coming out and I’m prepared to call her out on it! Thought’s on the episode?