Wow! What an episode! I’m truly irritated with all the recent hypocrisy going on with these housewives but before I start with my recap, here’s a suggestion: I think we should probably change the Real Housewives of New Jersey to the Real Husbands of New Jersey considering all the footage they show of the husbands! So unnecessary! That’s not even why I watch this show. Let’s not forget the fact that they have been focusing most episodes on promoting all of their brands. I don’t care. I don’t care. I don’t know how many times I’m going to have to say this but I DON’T CARE! Moving on…
The Gorga’s: The episode begins with the Gorga’s discussing Melissa getting a label. Laughable, I know. Joe Gorga is saying it’s not happening and that he is the only person who owns Melissa. Ah what a romantic man! Joe doesn’t think Melissa needs a major label but I am certain he knows a major label would never consider Melissa since she doesn’t even know how to properly sing! Melissa Gorga is getting her make-up done and thinks she should get lip injections which she later does and it wasn’t pretty…any whom. She believes image is everything. I disagree and believe someone who talks that way won’t get liked. “Pop” singers who have that type of personality get no where in the business and that’s the truth! Melissa then does a photo shoot where her friends are telling her to give the photos “sex” and “a moan.” Interesting that they’re all doing this in front of Antonia. What happened about not saying inappropriate things in front of the children? Hypocrite!
Bravo TV is funny. They’re trying so hard to paint the picture that Joe Giudice is an alcoholic. It’s like they have something against the Giudice’s. He does drink a lot but let’s not forget about Jacqueline. She sure loves her wine!
Caroline Manzo: Oh that Caroline. She continues to look more bitter then ever! She makes a prediction that Teresa and Joe will be getting divorced and adds that Teresa will write a book about it. Shame on Caroline. And if Teresa did write a book, she’s an author now! Why so negative? Jealous much?
The Wakile’s: The Wakile’s stop by Teresa’s book signing. Kathy makes sure to tell Teresa that the ingredients are her mothers. Teresa instantly gets upset because she’s saying that’s not true. Regardless, it looked immature on Kathy’s part. Kathy’s turn! She’s letting everyone see the goodies she bakes and OMG I wish Kathy could adopt me and cook for me every second of the day. No denying she’s a fabulous cook and my mouth melted watching all her yummy desserts come to life! Richie makes a comment saying, “I hope Teresa doesn’t come. It’s like having the white elephant in the room.” Can you imagine if Teresa was really a no-show? She’d be bashed for the next 3 seasons about it. Teresa never wins. Teresa comes to support Kathy and everyone is curious on who Teresa’s friend is. It was kind of creepy if you ask me! Teresa makes a comment in her interview about Kathy’s posters being similar to the ones her girls make. Pointless comment but they all do it.
Back to Caroline! Why does Caroline act like Jacqueline loves Teresa so much and “acts” so worried that Teresa is going to “hurt” Jacqueline? HELLO. Jacqueline has been on Teresa’s case for the past 8 months bashing and hurting her in any way that she could. Sharing secrets the two once shared and starting several rumors. I don’t think Caroline has anything to worry about!
The Househusbands: I mean, really? Why is RHONJ the only one who focuses on the husbands? Again, that’s not why I watch! I laughed when Joe Gorga told Chris Laurita how much it sucks that he will be sharing an RV with his sister! SHE’S YOUR SISTER JOE! And you already agreed to it in therapy? Remember? Joe Gorga then says “you can’t snap your fingers and everything will go away” I thought this was an interesting statement only because Melissa has said “lets forget about the past and move forward” almost a million times. In reality, Melissa just wants everyone to forget about how she was once out to get Teresa because she “hated her so much.”
Something that made my eyes almost pop out of my head: CHRIS LAURITA! Chris Laurita says Joe Giudice has been going around talking about him. He mentions that Joe has been discussing his financial issues than says, “My financial issues are none of Joe Giudice’s business.” UH? Really? Teresa’s and Joe’s financial issues are none of the Manzo’s, Laurita’s, Gorga’s, or Wakile’s business either but you all can’t seem to shut up about it! Everyone on the show is just a buncha hypocrites!
I’m not understanding why Joe Giudice and Joe Gorga can’t resolve their issues OFF camera instead of in front of Richie and Chris?
Either they need to get a new cast next season or this show is doomed. I can’t handle watching the same thing happen week after week!
Thoughts on the episode?! Let’s Discuss!