PHOTO: Chris Laurita Puts Joe Gorga On Blast!
WARNING: This photo is very graphic and odd and makes me feel extremely uncomfortable so you may get this weird feeling as well! Joe Gorga stopped by Chris Lauritas place this past weekend and Chris Laurita got hold of Joe Gorga’s phone and put him on blast!
Chris tweeted, “Look what I found on @joegorga phone when he went to the bathroom.” along with the photo below…..
Hot or Not? I’m going with a N-O-T!
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NOT AT ALL!!!!!!!! HE SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!
Ha! Doris, he would love your “sucks” comment and think it’s an attribute. How about substituting that adjective to “rots,” like the kids used to say in the 1970s?
LOL
He is a sick little man.
I’m sure 10 years from now his kids will be so proud. Great way to put them in the news instead of yourself Chris.
hell,at least he didn`t have his kids in the photo with him!
He stuffs his undies !!!
Looks like he stuffs his undies… Lol. His sack must be really small. Joe Marco is gross! He’s so conceited, but insecure at the same time just like his disgusting wife. They really do belong together…
LMAO, This is hysterical.
LOVE That Chris outted that P.O.S!!!
Definitely NOT HOT. I like that wallpaper though. And the sconce. I usually hate everything in the Jersey houses.
If Chris did tweet this it is because Joey wanted him to.
Totally agree.
I’m shocked he could reach the door knob and let himself out of the bathroom….
AMEN.I’m not sure it wasnt staged by them both for attention.
I’m not sure they both weren’t in the bathroom together.
LOL, SalmonCakes! I am sure Midget Joe is gay, but Chris…wasn’t sure!
These two are very shady people. Along with the trash they are married two. Stealing and cheating ppl out of the money they owe.
I think it’s shady Chris would look thru someone elses phone. I am sure they did it for the attention. And it appears they have a lot of time on their hands now to read these boards,
hell, I know I do!
Hey Chris! Whats the story on that cheesy wrist Tattoo that you cover up with bracelets?
Common, inquiring minds want to know!
OMG!!!!
JACQUELINE STOP!!!
She just posted a picture of her son with his pants 1/2 way down.
She is disturbed.
How old is her son that’s in the pic she posted on the internet with his pants like that?
Actually, doesn’t matter what age, so wrong to do it….and she all about PARENTING! Makes ur head spin how twisted things are.
It was of poor CJ. And she’s going to be a contributing editor to parenting magazine? Sick, just sick. Again, she is DIRECTLY embarrassing one of her children.
She was most likely drunk when tweeting the picture. What a moron!
Who’s going to help him reach those balloons in the background? Oh wait, he could always just throw on a pair of heels…
He’s been jerking Again!!! Guess he’s really full of poison. Lol.
That fuzzy picture of Joe looks like all those pictures you see of married politicians who post listings on dating sites.
gay dating sites…….
and exactly what I was thinking…
LMAO!!!
Hey @hoolie! Just read your comments on @Famewhorgas…
Speaking of Famewhorgas I swear this picture has been on there for quite some time. Anyone else remember seeing it there? I guess that just mean Jogo tweeted it himself or something like that.
Stumpy is no elephant if you get my drift LOL…tighty whiteys don’ t lie. UGH
Haha. The way he constantly flaunts Himself just proves he is TRYING to overcompensate for????
I just said upthread he stuffs his undies..
Exactly Hollie! It’s been proven that people who constantly brag and brag about something are bragging because they don’t really have it. By, they want others to think otherwise. Jogo the midget is hung like an ant not an elephant like he claims!
Which brings me to Dink and Donk (Albie and Critafur). Their mom tries way to hard to make us think those two morons hung the moon please it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see they are bank rolled by their parents they haven’t achieved anything special.
Ugh. Not hot. A grown man with two children taking cell phone photos of himself like a teenager. He’s as big a narcissist as his wife.
What over 30 yr old takes photos of himself in the bathroom? I know, a twisted perv.
Really who does that?
That`s three kids unless Butch did the DNA test.Just sayin.
Ummm, why are there balloons next to the toilet? They are all weirdos ????
He must have tied the balloons around his penis. I’m certain he has a photo of that.
shoulda let tarzan stay in the jungle…small things tend to come in small packages.
He literally has one of the ugliest faces. I Could never date a guy who couldn’t reach the top shelve at a super market.
I’m trying not to comment on peoples looks anymore…but I have to agree with you he is very unattractive, to me at least. Maybe that’s just his gross personality though.
Can you say High School?
If this were a straight man, then yes, he is behaving like a juvenile. Joe Gorga is bi-sexual and most gay men behave like that because they enjoy sex. So, what appears like a man behaving like a juvenile, he’s actually behaving like a man trying to attract other men. Joe Is Bi-Sex-U-All
I thought the picture was going to be way more graphic then it was…………………Im sure Gorga gave Laurita permission to post this too……
Jessica, I agree. There’s something wrong with the story. Joe went to the bathroom and I went through his phone and stumbled on this photo. No, something isn’t right with that story at all. Maybe Chris has a close friendship with Joe Gorga? Real Close Friendship
I’m gonna say NOT HOT!
Who does that? Who takes someone else’s phone/ property ? Media whores, all of them. So they pretended thats what happened? WARNING: We were born in the morning , but not this morning.. jerkoffs.
your posts are always so great! love this and totally agree with you!
Thanks Emma
I love interacting with the majority of you all.
well said Michers!
Hey Margie!!! I have not seen you much on here lately. Where has everyone been hiding, lol?
Well said michers. Also if Joe Gorga really did take a photo of himself like that in someone else’s bathroom I would be seriously concerned about having that person around my chilren, my wife, and in my own home! T.V. or no tv this is disturbing. If it were anyone else we would believe that they had some psychological sexual issues and would not allow them to be alone with women or children. Call me paranoid here but I would of kicked his ass out of my home and told him to go get some help with his issues.
That’s ridiculous.
Id love to blame him for that situation, but I think that pic was taken elsewhere, he already had it on his phone and Chris just happened to “stumble” upon it..They were probably comparing their sausages, ” Mine is bigger, blah blah” and Chris told Midget Man to tweet it ( guess)?
Michers, I think Chris and Joe have a special relationship. Balloons in the bathroom, Chris tweeting a photo of Joe in his underwear. Joe has what appears to be an erection? Hmmmm? I’m not kidding. I have no doubt Joe is bisexual and Chris has a brother who is gay, so maybe, just maybe, Chris is closet bisexual?
I get a vibe from both Chris and (especially) Joe.. just saying I would know
I said this up thread, but I have the feeling I’ve seen this before on another site from a long time ago. Still disgusting lol.
Agree. This was a total set up. This gruop will do anything for attention.
This hobbit and his Napoleon complex, lol.
Probably going through his pictures looking for one of Melissa..
Lol… I bet! Looks like a hotel restroom. Are they living in Motel6?
I’m call BS on the “look what I found while JG he was visiting but in the restroom” or whatever…
1) surely JG was’t gone any longer than 1.5 min (at most)… Hardly enough time for CL to go JG’s phone, find it, manage to sent it to himself so he (Chris) could post it OR from JG’s phone then find &log into Twitter (or wherever) and post that?
2) if Chris is already all up in JG’s phone, why not just post it from there making it look like he posted it himself?
3) this doesn’t sound like something Chris would even think to do, care to do, or even be a part of… BUT, as I read the caption this sounds A LOT LIKE SOMETHING JACQUELINE WOULD HAVE DONE!!! Perhaps Chris is taking one for the team…who knows…
You hit the nail on the head!
How come they can hang with the Gorgas but Teresa can’t hang with Dina? Such hypocrites.
He’s just an average joe who has a major ‘napoleon complex’…
Little Joey Marco is a stump, in more ways than one.
The wee man forgot to wear a bra – what a toad.
Gross. Nothing hot about Joe Gorga. I like men who are really men not ones that fake they wear the pants. Melissa runs him and now literally runs lines for him from their script.Melissa, Jac and Kathy have PR. Teresa and Caroline, yes have professionals but neither have public relations outside of Bravotv. Big difference. Everything with Melissa and Joe has always been fake but it is sad to see Chris and Jac now making themselves phony famewhores. I do agree Chris has a thing for Melissa. Maybe they can do a lil wife swapping the next time they take fake photos together. They can sell them to Hustler instead of Us weekly.
Newsflash: just by signing onto RHONJ (or any reality TV show) “Chris and Jac” have always been “phony famewhores.”
It appears clearly that Chris has “a thing” for anything skanky that has a working cootchie. After all, that’s exactly what his wife once was.
It reminds me of Ben Stiller in Dodge Ball. Short and stumpy and trying to draw attention to THAT area. All he needs is feathered hair.
Oh, yeah…definitely NOT hot.
Love that movie! And Ben Stiller stuffed his undies in that movie too.
Comments posted in a New York Post article published online in May 2011 about the Gorga’s not paying their bills:
“Hey Joe, you are the biggest a$$, pay us the money you owe us for installing your elevator!” – Stephen Ferrara, Asst. Sales Manager at Standard Elevator, July 18, 2011
“nice house I helped you build Pay me the money you owe me bigshot.” – Scott Roberts, student at University of South Carolina, June 27, 2011
Um…Where is the BEEF, Tiny Joe?
Creep shot. This pic was posted on Craigslist, I’m sure. This is a cheating pic.
that’s what i was thinking or sending the pic to a mistress.
Why? Just…why?
What a MAJOR CREEPER of a guy!
Damn,this one even stumped Samantha.I wonder if her vote would be yay or nay?
Im thinking she is all about this pic, probably licked the screen!
@michers, LMAO!!!!
Ha ha. There is a metric sh*tload of self-obsessed skanks and d-bags who spend hours and hours taking hundreds self-photos in front of the mirror via their cellphones. Does anyone REALLY expect this particular douchebag — or his narcissistic skank-wife to be any different?
I don’t care for either, but WHY would he go thru his iphone pics? IMO, thats a serious invasion of privacy and NONE of his business! That would definitely end a friendship for me.
I know, I’m dumbfounded. But I’m sure they think it’s cute — gross is more like it.
Excuse me while I go bleach my eyes out…ICK!
THIS IS SO SICK!! Come on you all know as well as I do this is a set up these POS would do anything for attention what a bunch of Fame Whores they all are sickening and need serious help!! And hell freakin no he’s not hot!!
That’s a pretty sick set-up but not surprising considering that JoGo thinks he’s hot and all those porn girls he loves so much will enjoy getting sent those pics. Husband of the year for sure! Creepy McCreeperton would surely love finding that pic and think it was FUNNY to put it out to the world! However, if I was married and so in love, what would be the point of having pics like that on my phone..LOL are we supposed to believe that he sends those pics to his wife? She must be so proud! Doesn’t she see him every day looking like that? Guessing if Creepy has pics like that, he must send them to *roxypoxygirl*??? Unless, he is too afraid, because we already know that Jac doesn’t let him outta the house…LOLOLOLOL
A little man showing off his cocktail weiner! Pathetic…
Is it just me or does it look like he’s taking a poop?
Oh! You know something? Maybe, just maybe Joe asked Chris to tweet the photo hoping Andy Cohen would see it? Maybe Joe has a thing for Andy Cohen? This makes sense. Well now I’m agreeing with myself so naturally it’s going to make sense. lol
What do you think?
why on earth would he take a pic of himself like that? the only people i know that do that are self absorbed people and people that post those type of pics on adult personal ads. he’s disgusting.
I just threw up in my mouth. That runt is disgusting.
he is disgusting and an embarressment to his wife. she obviously is not comfortable with the sex talk.
I remember watching the episode when he walked over to the neighboring trailer in his underwear and they were all laughing, no class at all. These people are disturbing because they really believe their behavior is normal, funny, and acceptable. Even the Teresa haters have to see Tre does not behave this way. She always remembers she has 4 daughters to set an example for. No wonder Ashley was behaving the way she did if she was exposed to this type of behavior.
omg hellll nottttttttttttt
hell yeah he is phooooone baby