LuAnn DeLesseps Real Housewives of New York - RHONY

A Countess Cabaret – Find out Luann de Lesseps Next Career Move!

Oh Lu, maybe you should learn when to fold ’em.

Luann has had a rough few weeks. First she was arrested in the city where she was married, announced she was going into rehab and then it was suggested that she drop her last name (for original story click here.)

Now in a sure to be embarrassment, Page Six is reporting that Luann is moving forward with a Cabaret show that has been in the works. Is Sonja Morgan her agent giving her these ideas???

Page Six reports that Lu has been working hard on a Cabaret act titled “Countess and Friends” and is described as a:‘ “nightclub act” which is set to debut at NYC supper club Feinstein’s/54 Below on Feb. 27 and March 8, unless she is still in rehab or isn’t permitted to leave Florida by the judge presiding over her case.’

The show will showcase: “[D]e Lesseps’s glamorous life in the fast lane on several continents (together with a solid decade at the center of reality TV) provides fodder for hilarious stories, one-of-a-kind anecdotes, and, of course, some standards and pop songs in her inimitable style.”

In addition she will have some guests described as, “an eclectic group of New York’s most sought after nightlife stars, both legendary and ascendant. Promises a glorious return to the heyday of cosmopolitan evening entertainment.”

Hm….okay…where do I start? First, the title…

Luann gave up her ‘Countess’ title when she got married. In addition, her ex-husband is reportedly furious that Luann is embarrassing the de Lesseps name so I’m sure using the ‘Countess’ title in a Cabaret act isn’t going to go over well. Second, Cabarets are notorious for being set in boozy settings and let’s face it, are a bit tacky. If Luann is trying to overhaul her image and take her rehab stint seriously I don’t think a ‘Cabaret’ is the best move.

A source spoke to Page Six stating: “Now she’s got more stories to tell, that’s for sure,” and that her team was interviewing candidates to help her create the show to “take on the road.”

Time will tell how this will turnout for Lu!

Thoughts on Luann’s next career move?? Would you go see her show?

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  • Mel2244

    One word to sum it up GROSS!

  • melodie Phillips

    Who cares…… She was a countess for over 20 something years so what? Luann is not my favorite for sure but she went out got drunk and screwed up. Doesn’t the other New York HW have a mug shot too? TInsley is that her name. We have all F…up at one time or another and every single housewife on these shows has a ton of skeletons in their closet. Ramona is just a loser, Sonja well how do you say slut or whore in a very nice way…. I will get back to you on that. Go to New Jersey the highest paid actress in that franchise has a felony and went to prison for a year, and her husband is doing time and he won’t be out for at least another 2 years and hopefully have his ass kicked back to Italy. Every franchise has it’s f….ups. Lu was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Too bad she just didn’t celebrate Christmas at home with her children at her house. No not Lu she has to go back to the place she got married to a moron cheating pig and drink to much. Emotions got the best of her.
    Anyway Lu has a storyline now so set your recording devices. Sonja will be her therapist and everything will just be ok. ( Sonja as a therapist could you imagine)?
    I don’t really watch any of the HW’s programs regularly, I see bits and pieces here and there. Being on these shows in the first place tells you what kind of people they all are. Attention whores with many psychological issues. People who are in their right mind do NOT put their lives, their families etc in the spotlight. If the family is messed up then the HW’s is great tv. No one who is a mature adult with standards would ever sign up to do a show like this. That is why all the housewives are special….. right. Morons

  • ????????Ð??Ð????

    This is a big solid NO!!! Lu needs to take care of personal business before she ventures onto the stage doing Caberet or anything else for that matter. I wonder what her kids think at this point.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b2003eb62b46b413b017cc6d6488baad73016468e3d6396d160a121a3d46d596.gif

  • ~Medusa~

    I don’t mind that Luann wants to use her former “Countess” title, if it is to piss off her concerned EX, AL-EX. I don’t mind if Lu wants to mingle because she IS single. I don’t mind that Luann wants to race into something new to take the sting out of being considered a boozy floozy who kicks cops. However, her “singing” is more like warbling. Her “stories” are currently tainted. Her “friends” are not exactly the top of the heap (or they would have appeared on RHONY by now). In fact, she hasn’t thrown any large parties on RHONY in years… I think this is a good time for self reflection and to find serenity within the chaos that has encompassed her. She really starting to morph into SonJa, the desperately broken wannabe.

  • just me…??

    I like LU..but if I saw her at the market I would have to hide…I can not even take this seriously.

  • September24

    This is a must see! I would go and report back! LOL!

    • Rain

      Please do ?

      • ????????Ð??Ð????

        Hey Fluffykins!!
        Thoughts on Vanderpump? Dumber aka Tom2 is a complete tool, can’t stand him more each and every week. I just realized what he reminds of, a twink, a dumb, drunk twink who is scared of his own wife, the beast known as Katie.

        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f04876b9472bcb865a27457eb9f2c0446c2fd58097baef67f795b3c3ae22b82d.gif

        • ~Medusa~

          If he said, “I have no recollection…” one more time, I was going to SCREAM ~ I thought Schwartzy was the smart “Tom”. Is he an alcoholic (i.e. has blackouts, forgetful, talks stupidly)???

          • Kittens Mittens

            At his stage in the game….YEP! But I would wonder if it was only alickahol.

            • ????????Ð??Ð????

              You think he’s dabbling in other things? I think they all smoke pot, that’s a given and it’s clear the majority of them are on a cocktail of uppers aka Adderall, Cocaine or whatever is being handed out at the moment. Dumber is so damn listless all the damn time, I doubt he partakes, at least not on a regular basis.

              • Kittens Mittens

                he is an idiot.
                Yeah, i do think they are on other drugs. Blackouts just dont happen like that strictly on alcohol. You have to be consuming alot and/or be at the stage of a literal addict.

            • Rain

              I agree with you ?? that’s not simply an alcohol buzz

          • ????????Ð??Ð????

            He is such an idiot. What MAN would act like that, not only to his wife but in front of his wife!! I don’t get his behavior at all.

            Have you heard the lasted from Combover Caligula? He’s taking full credit for no fatalities in Aviation in the past year!!! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a3cc603329843d1cddd92efc3fdd0015aaa3db75190ba1ee62638478c0b3a4ef.gif

            • Rain

              This crew is all crazy !! All they do is go drink every night and sleep with people OTHER than their spouses

              • ????????Ð??Ð????

                It’s gross. I get it with Lala and James, they are both still early/mid 20’s. The rest, nope. Jax is almost 40. He should be onto more mature adventures, not screwing randoms and lying to his live in girlfriend.

            • ~Medusa~

              Yes, I saw that tweet. Don-The-Con is the Great & Powerful. Fact checkers posted: From 2010 through 2017, there were zero fatalities in commercial aviation. Is Trumpenstein responsible for all those years? The other bizarre tweet he posted; he claimed that DACA is going to hate the Democrats and “fall if love with the Republicans and ME” – It’s further proof that Dotard Don is demented.

              • Rain

                I read that quackadoodle Michele Bachman wants to run for Al Franken’s seat !! NOOOOOO! I didn’t realize Bride of Chucky was still around !

                • ~Medusa~

                  Yep, I read that, too. It was only a matter of time, that Bachman re-emerged from the sludge. Leaving in disgrace is forgotten.

              • ????????Ð??Ð????

                You following what’s going on NOW? Trump is now turning on Bannon, LOL. I love it, let them eat each other alive.

                • ~Medusa~

                  Yep, it’s “UNprecedented!” Bannon now is in the reject pile: “He had nothing to do with me…” The both are narcissistic LIARS.

        • Kittens Mittens

          I just spit my valium infused turmeric latte out on my white yoga suit.

          Fiddle de dee Scarlett. we’re a bunch of pea hens.

        • Rain

          ???????I vented a little about Tom with Medusa ! What an aweful episode !! He was DRUNK the whole time !! And Jax and James are idiots !!!!

          Cut the Taco Bell ladies !!!

          • ????????Ð??Ð????

            He’s been drunk in every single episode, not just drunk but black out drunk. When he took those flowers to LVP he was so damn disheveled and looked extremely hungover and probably stunk, I wouldn’t be surprised if he had slept in those clothes.

  • Rain

    She looks like Terri Hatcher in this pic

    • September24

      Exactly! She does look like her!

  • Khipp
  • michers

    My gawd she just doesn’t stop with Countess crap ! You’re not a Countess anymore ! Girl, you were just arrested for acting a fool . Take a break from that scene .