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9021-Oh! The RHOBH Season 8 Taglines Are Here!!!

Ready or not here they come!

There’s no better way to kick off a new season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills than with new taglines!

So, here are the season 8 taglines and my, oh my are they good!

Kyle Richards: “In this town, fame and money come and go, but friends should not.”

Erika Girardi: “Some people call me cold, but that’s not ice—it’s diamonds.”

Dorit Kemsley: “I believe in an excess of everything, except moderation.”

Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave: “Having the best isn’t important to me, but being my best is.”

Lisa Rinna: “I don’t have to buy it because I already own it.”

Lisa Vanderpump: “The Queen of Diamonds always have an ace up her sleeve.”

Check out the season 8 intro below!

Take our AllAboutTRH poll and tell us who has the best season 8 tagline!

I’m obsessed with all of these taglines. I think they all are so amazing that I can’t pick my favorite. Other franchises should take note because RHOBH just upped the tagline game yet again.

Which season 8 tagline is the best and which is the worst? Are you excited about the season 8 premiere tonight? Sound off below!

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  • ~Medusa~

    Well, the first ep was a whole lotta nothin’. It was as predictable as a Swiss Train.
    1) Dorit harbors anger toward LIPSA, which will be her SL. And the petulant, Pee-K got pudgier, like a PIG-K.
    2) LVP was just “there” – She remained a hovering entity.
    3) Erotika pushed her non existent talent. “When DWTS does a ‘Super Star’ version, they should call me!!” Really? Did that squealer not get the memo that she flopped on her one & only chance?
    4) The new blond addition “Teddy Jo” is generic & made little impression.
    5) GRinna has morphed into YoDULL: as a momager of her plain jane girls & infusions with traveling nurses, et al.
    6) KyleECoyote managed to throw all the frenemies in the mosh pit AND continue to use “My sister Kim” as her SL. I called that one!!!!

    • Rain

      Oops my response went below to September ???

  • September24

    LOL! Dorit saying she had a real connection with her 3 year old. And a LOL to Harry Hamlin wanting Dim Kim off the show – at least he didn’t film it – he gets credit for that one! I’m liking the new girl!

    • Rain

      Good morning gorgeous ??????? I will elaborate later
      But did you notice them saying they invited Eileen but she couldn’t make it?? HUH? ??
      Dorit STIILL with that accent and pretending they own that home when it’s been proven to be a lease

      Love you xoxo

      • ~Medusa~

        Yes, I noticed that. There was no reason to mention Whineleen. She was history.
        Did you notice that KyleECoyote stated that she has to weigh GRinna vs “My sister Kim”? By giving loyalty to the LIPSA over her sister is striking. As I predicted, Kryle is a backstabbing, little runt.

        Edit: I thought Dorit’s house was rented. How can they make renovations on a house they don’t own, unless they purchased it??? Plus, Barclay’s Bank of London wants their money from PIG-K. Flaunting his riches here is not too smart if he’s trying to hide it from his debtors.

        • Rain

          EXACTLY!!! Their house is rented ! I want to like Dorit but she has to stop lying !! These lies have been debunked so just stop and be authentic !

          Kyle is riding that fence so hard , it’s hard to watch ?

          Argh !! PK is even uglier than last season

          • ~Medusa~

            Kryle has always been a fence jockey. She throws the first rock and then hides her man-hands behind her back, while having a “Who ME?” face.

            • Rain

              You called it . I didnt think she would bring Kim up at all , but I was wrong .

              • ~Medusa~

                For Vyle, it’s a verbal tick. She always inserts, “My sister Kim….”. It’s due to her mistaken belief that her sister Kim is still a BIG STAR in viewers’ minds. For me, neither Bitchards Sista is relevant. I never heard of either one until this show. I watched the shows that KimiKaze supposedly “starred in”. Yet, I don’t recall her name or her face from those shows. She must have made zero impact on me.

  • samael

    Who the fuck is Harry Hamlin to try and dictate where KimR will be! such an ass!
    holy smokes Erikunt..all she could do is talk about herself and $$$ and herself
    and design labels and herself…and her blow job lips and herself..wow

    Teddi – so nice! To cool LVP “scratch the puss”? ???

    All the women could do – is cringe when Erikunt or Lr names were mentioned! I tho

    I thought Dorit said she leased that mansion..now they are renovating?

    Anyhooo…hearing Lisa V and Kyle again!

    • Khipp

      I know Sammy. HARRY HAMACTOR HARRY HAMACTOR dick-tating who should be on Beverly. To quote his nasty ass wife, and her lap dog Dulleen, I’m “appalled” that a man would speak that way to a woman. Who the hell is HARRY HAMLIN HARRY HAMLIN besides an over the hill actor, who was “The Sexist Man Alive”, 1957. Eh

      Good lord, Rinny and her super noodle, er I mean super model daughters all getting vitamin I.V.’s. Shades of Yoliar.

      I LOL at LVP’s comment “scratch the puss”, and paraphrasing, there’s medicine for that.

      The Showgirl was her usual selfish everything is about mememememememememe, look at memememememememe, with her frozen face.

      Glad to see Dorits little boy talking in sentences. Good. I like Dorit.

      Teddi seemed okay so far. Soooo glad she was filled in about Rin Tin Tin and The Showgirl. Have a feeling Rin Tin Tin is going to rip Teddi to shreds. Rinny always needs a target and who else is left? They all know her M.O. now, besides the newbie.

      Well we shall see how all this shakes out.

      Edit – I didn’t realize my post was so long.

      • samael

        Hey Khipp

        Initially when I watched the clip awhile ago – with Erikunt in her “office”…I thought..hmm..who is going to tell her that she is separated? ???

        I laughed when everyone went quiet , when Dorit said “she (teddi) doesn’t shop”

        Makes me nuts that nobody worked out anything..and everyone is trying to figure out how to go to Vegas with Erikunt and LR!

  • September24

    I don’t get Erika’s line at all. Looking forward to the premiere!!!

  • ~Medusa~

    I fixed the taglines:

    Kryle: I need my sister Kim for a story line. I need LisaV to mock.
    Erotika: I have more talent in my whole body than anyone else has in her little finger.
    Dorit: I’m worldly & affected. My voice is unnatural.
    Teddi: I’m afraid; very afraid.
    GRinna: I Love My Lips. Why don’t casting agents?
    LisaV: I laugh at all of these silly women, especially Kyle.

  • lipppo jaqqq

    Let’s make substitute taglines lol. For Kyle: “There’s no use to Kyle over spilled milk, I’m lactose intolerant.”

  • ????????Ð??Ð????

    LVP kills it by a long shot as usual!! Teddi’s, sounds like a rehash of a tagline we’ve heard in the past. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ca5296edc9cdfb9f801f8a0e42932f2aa598ee066e3144c33e8acfe4a710577d.gif

    • Rain

      Teddi is my fave, who said it before ??
      Shannon has the BEST tagline of all time with her lemons in a bowl ! Still cracks of up

      • ????????Ð??Ð????

        Ugh, I’ve hated all of Shannon’s taglines. Don’t likeTeddi’s either. Not getting good vibes from the newbie.

        • Rain

          ??? already ? At least give her 3 episodes . Deal ?? Then we can drag her together.
          I have this sinking feeling that I’m going to like Dorito

          • ????????Ð??Ð????

            I’ll give her a shot, just saying, not getting a good feeling based on what I’m reading and seeing.

            • Rain

              I haven’t read much about her , maybe that’s why xoxo

        • Lisa Carpenter Moses

          I couldn’t stand to even hear Shannan’s voice, she’s just a whiny ass nut job.

        • Theresa

          I said it before but it bears repeating; Someone needs to help her with those eyebrows or at the very least get her a tweezer & instructions on how to shape your brow! Even if she lightened them up a little bit. ?

      • Lisa Carpenter Moses

        ?????

        • Rain

          Thanks Lisa????

  • Kirby

    Meh not as good as the NY taglines were . Disappointing .

    • Pookiebear986

      Agreed. I like that NY has a sense of humor about their taglines with a little cheekiness.

      • Kirby

        Truth ??These are just pretentious and dull

    • Rain

      Hey kirbylicious ??

  • Hoda

    LVP looks weird on that pic!

  • samael

    Kyle’s is always about family and friends – so Kyle is #1
    LVP – states the obvious Queen of Reality
    LR- right, her meds kicked in, she spent each season denying anything she said
    Erikunt – what do you expect from …well..you know https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0721609a08401d77e2a81bdf6869b30488342c524f3df33c361a433be8accfe5.jpg

  • Khipp

    Hmmm, which tagline is the best or worst? Haven’t decided yet.

  • ~Medusa~

    Stupid tag lines must be de rigeur for this season. Even LVP’s is grammatically incorrect. It should be “The Queen of Diamonds always HAS an ace up her sleeve” (not: “have”). Queen is singular, not plural.
    Vyle’s picture here is bad. She looks dumpy & frumpy. She forgot to use photoshop. LOLOL

    • Rain

      I caught that too but decided to keep my mouth shut so as not to be perceived as picking on her ?

      They are mediocre but if were to pick , Mellencamp’s would be my favorite

      • ~Medusa~

        You can speak freely here, Rain. LOL

        • Rain

          I know ???? I was semi joking ?

        • Kirby

          Yes we can ??

      • Kirby

        Mother ??? feel free to say Kyle is the queen of everything ?????

      • lipppo jaqqq

        lamest taglines ever!

      • lipppo jaqqq

        No substance. Very superficial. Paltry. Unimportant. Lamest taglines.

        • Rain

          Good morning lipppo ???? You’re spot on

          • lipppo jaqqq

            For Erika: “I don’t intend to FLASH all my life in the open but I make damn sure it’s worth watching.”

            • Rain

              It’s very Sharon Stone , with the no panties ?

        • ~Medusa~

          The taglines are also forgettable.

      • ????????Ð??Ð????
      • lipppo jaqqq

        Let’s make substitute taglines lol. For Kyle: “There’s no use to Kyle over spilled milk, I’m lactose intolerant.”

        • lipppo jaqqq

          Still for Kyle: “Life’s all about the choices you make, and I’m really good at making split-decisions.”

          • michers

            I just laughed so hard and loud at this !

            • Rain

              Just you and me kiddo , and Dindi of course ?

          • Rain

            HILARIOUS

        • Rain

          ??? I like that lipppo , well done

    • Khipp

      Hey Medusa. I caught that too, as written. But when you hear LVP speak it she says has. Someone made a boo boo printing the tagline.

      • ~Medusa~

        That’s good to know. I wondered how LVP could make that blunder…

    • Kirby

      Didn’t catch becuase I was bored by the time I got to the last one ?. Teddi looks scary in her pic

    • lipppo jaqqq

      you’re right…LVP is grandmartically incorrect. LOL

    • glimmer88

      She does say has—i watched the video earlier. : )

      • ~Medusa~

        That’s good to know. I stand corrected. It must be a typo here.

    • ????????Ð??Ð????

      I can’t stand Kyle’s look, you are right on the money. She looks dumpy and frumpy!

      • ~Medusa~

        Kryle believes she’s 20 years younger, 8 inches taller and 30 lbs slimmer.

  • ~~ La erik ~~

    I don’t like any of their tag lines. Sorry. But I don’t understand Teddi’s And dorita’s too.

  • michers

    Meh. I don’t think there is a ” best” . I don’t like when people blow smoke up their own ass( Eyeroll).
    Kyle’s is ” duh” because, hello – look where you live ?! Friends , really lol???? Dullrito – ______. Lips is lame. Teddy thinks she’s some kind of royalty because of her dad so her tag line is beat. Hopefully they are better then their tag lines this season .